tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

tortillas:

wartortles:

but what happened in 2012

puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year

tortillas:

wartortles:

but what happened in 2012

puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year

trust:

do you ever want to just yell in someones face to date you

glamourousbetch:

I hate when boys say “let’s chill”
What the fuck is chill? I’m a grown ass woman I don’t chill. You buying me dinner? I like steak.

Anonymous asked: "My boyfriend calls me fat :("

cocaineyeezy:

Call him single

eyebrowgod:

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

thewicked-eternity